When Some Folks Agree With My Opinions

It Don't Make No Difference What Is Is, A Woman'll Buy Anything She Thinks A Store Is Losin' Money On.

Nobuddy Ever Listened T' Reason On A Empty Stomach.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

A Loafer Always Has The Correct Time.

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.