When Some Folks Agree With My Opinions

Most Parents Don't Worry About A Daughter Until She Fails To Show Up For Breakfast.

The World Gets Better Every Day - Then Worse Again In The Evening.

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.

When Some Fellers Decide To Retire Nobody Knows The Difference.