If There Was No Internet, My Career

If There Was No Internet, My Career Would Have Ended In 1995.

Azrael: No Pleasure, No Rapture, No Exquisite Sin Greater... Than Central Air.

I Try Never To Worry In General. Worry Is Interest Paid In Advance On A Debt That Never Comes Due.

Why Do My Movies Make People Feel So Dead Inside?

There Was Never Any Down Side To Casting Friends Over Professionals. It Was Always Fun Seeing Folks Who Never Performed Before Stretching Their Wings.