Stoners Are Cute; Junkies Are Sad.

Generally, I Wake Up, Honestly It's Creepy, But I Wake Up Around 4:20.

My Job Is To Say, 'this Is How I See The World. Do You Agree?'

In My Spare Time, I Smoke Acres Of Weed.

I Feel Like If You're In Jersey, You Have To Be A Jersey Devils Fan. Anybody Born Within The Confines Of The Border Of The State Of New Jersey, I Feel, Should Be A Jersey Devils Fan.

The Writer Crafts Their Ideal World. In My World, Everyone Has Really Long Conversations Or Just Picks Apart Pop Culture To Death And Everyone Talks In Monologue.