I'm Always Cribbing From Real Life. I'm

I Know You're Supposed To Tell Kids Not To Do Drugs, But, Kids, Do It! Do Weed! Don't Do The Other Stuff, But Weed Is Good

If There Was No Internet, My Career Would Have Ended In 1995.

If You're Alive, Kick Into Drive. Chase Whimsies. See If You Can Turn Dreams Into A Way To Make A Living, If Not An Entire Way Of Life.

More Often Than Not, A Hero’s Most Epic Battle Is The One You Never See; It’s The Battle That Goes On Within Him Or Herself.

It's Too Expensive, That's The Thing Nobody Wants To Talk About. It Is Too Expensive To Make Movies. That's Not True, It Is Too Expensive To Market Movies. Making Movies Is Not.