I'm Always Cribbing From Real Life. I'm

One Man's Frankness Is Another Man's Vulgarity.

Any Book Is A Self-help Guide If You Can Take Something From It.

In My Spare Time, I Smoke Acres Of Weed.

For Years, My Job Was To Make The Movie Inexpensively. And I Could Bring It In. What I Can't Control Are The Costs Of Marketing.

The Writer Crafts Their Ideal World. In My World, Everyone Has Really Long Conversations Or Just Picks Apart Pop Culture To Death And Everyone Talks In Monologue.