I'm Always Cribbing From Real Life. I'm

In The Face Of Such Hopelessness As Our Eventual, Unavoidable Death, There Is Little Sense In Not At Least Trying To Accomplish All Of Your Wildest Dreams In Life.

People Always Ask Me If I Hate The Nuns. Do I Make My Movies Extra Dirty To Piss Them Off? I Always Say No, That's Not The Point. To A Catholic, A Movie Is Only Dirty If It Makes You Want To Have Sex More. If It Makes You Feel Sick, Disgusted, Ashamed Of Your Own Body, Then It's Not A Dirty Movie At All. It's A Catholic Movie. And I Make Very Catholic Movies.

Why Do My Movies Make People Feel So Dead Inside?

I Grew Up In A Pretty Gay World - My Brother's Gay And He's Been Married To A Man For 20 Years, Which Is Like 60 In Straight-people Years.

One Man's Frankness Is Another Man's Vulgarity.