I'm Always Cribbing From Real Life. I'm

So Often, Over The Course Of Our Day-to-days, We Forget The Details Of What Shapes Us Most In Life. Sure, We'll Pay Through The Nose To Have Our Weddings Videotaped, But Can We Say The Same Thing About The First Time We Discovered Masturbation, Or The Moment We Realized That The True Nature Of The Opposite Sex Is To Lie And Humiliate (and I'm Not Just Talking About Women Here)? Usually Not.

I Think It's Better To Have Ideas. You Can Change An Idea. Changing A Belief Is Trickier. Life Should Malleable And Progressive; Working From Idea To Idea Permits That. Beliefs Anchor You To Certain Points And Limit Growth; New Ideas Can't Generate. Life Becomes Stagnant.

If You Grow Up Fat, You Have To Try Harder.

You Know, There's A Million Fine Looking Women In The World, Dude, But They Don't All Bring You Lasagna At Work. Most Of 'em Just Cheat On You.

Remember: It Costs Nothing To Encourage An Artist, And The Potential Benefits Are Staggering. A Pat On The Back To An Artist Now Could One Day Result In Your Favorite Film, Or The Cartoon You Love To Get Stoned Watching, Or The Song That Saves Your Life. Discourage An Artist, You Get Absolutely Nothing In Return, Ever.