If People Don't Want To Go To

I Seriously Object To Seeing On The Screen What Belongs In The Bedroom.

Gentlemen, Include Me Out.

I Don't Care If It Doesn't Make A Nickel. I Just Want Every Man, Woman, And Child In America To See It.

Don't Worry About The War. It's All Over But The Shooting.

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.