If Roosevelt Were Alive Today, He'd Turn

What Nerve. Not Even A Modicum Of Originality.

Color Television! Bah, I Won't Believe It Until I See It In Black And White.

I Have Been Laid Up With Intentional Flu.

I Had A Monumental Idea This Morning, But I Didn't Like It.

Just Because I Disagree With You Doesn't Mean I'm Disagreeable.