In Two Words, Impossible.

My Horse Was In The Lead, Coming Down The Home Stretch, But The Caddie Fell Off.

Give Me A Smart Idiot Over A Stupid Genius Any Day.

[when Asked By His Secretary If She Should Destroy All Files That Were Over Ten Years Old] Yes, But Keep Copies.

Gentlemen, I Want You To Know That I Am Not Always Right, But I Am Never Wrong.

Spare No Expense To Save Money On This One.