Why Only Twelve Disciples? Go Out And

The Reason So Many People Turned Up At His Funeral Is That They Wanted To Make Sure He Was Dead.

Spare No Expense To Make Everything As Economical As Possible.

A Wide Screen Just Makes A Bad Film Twice As Bad.

A Hospital Is No Place To Be Sick.

[when Asked By His Secretary If She Should Destroy All Files That Were Over Ten Years Old] Yes, But Keep Copies.