Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

The Old Water Heater In My Dressing Room Was Working, But It Was Kind Of Tired. It Gave Off About As Much Warmth As An Agent's Handshake.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

The Big Difference In Those Days Was That In England The Government Subsidized Tv, In America We Work On Tv So We Can Subsidize The Government.