Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

The Home Videos Aren't As Good, But They Are Seeming To Get Better.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.