Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.

It Sure Has Been A Pleasure For Us To Broadcast For The Sailors And Soldiers; Besides, Its Part Of The National Defence Program To Prepare Our Boys For Anything.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.