Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?

The Home Videos Aren't As Good, But They Are Seeming To Get Better.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.