Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.

Foursomes Have Left The First Tee There And Have Never Been Seen Again. They Just Find Their Shoelaces And Bags.