If Michael Jordan Was A Damn Plumber,

It Ain't Like We're Curing Cancer Or Anything, We're Watching Basketball.

I Didnt Wear The Pink Panties Because I Didnt Want America Going Crazy With Excitement.

Everybody In New York Thinks The Knicks Are Playboy Bunnies, And I Have Been Telling Them For Years The Knicks Are A Rabbit. They're Closer To A Playboy Bunny This Year But For The Last Few Years These Guys Are Like, 'we Have A Really Good Team!' And I Say, 'you Really Think That?' And I Say, 'no, They Don't.' But This Is The Best Team They've Had In A While.

I Don't Believe Professional Athletes Should Be Role Models. I Believe Parents Should Be Role Models.

The Word Conservative Means Discriminatory Practically. It's A Form Of Political Discrimination. What Do The Republicans Run On? Against Gay Marriage And For A War That Makes No Sense. A War That Was Based On Faulty Intelligence. That's All They Ever Talk About. That And Immigration. Another Discriminatory Argument For Political Gain.