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When You Get Arrested It's In Big Letters. When You Get Acquitted It's In Small Letters.

We're Just Playing Basketball. It's Not Like We're Going Out To Have Unprotected Sex With Magic.

See, My Hope And Dream Is That People Have A Good Time Watching Basketball. It's Not Church. It's Not Serious.

Most Sportswriters Don't Know Their Ass From A Hole In The Ground.

We Don't Need Refs, But I Guess White Guys Need Something To Do.