Curling Is Not A Sport. I Called

I Don't Hate Anyone, At Least Not For More Than 48 Minutes, Barring Overtime.

I Didnt Wear The Pink Panties Because I Didnt Want America Going Crazy With Excitement.

As Long As Anti-gay Legislation Exists In Any State, I Strongly Believe Big Events Such As The Final Four And Super Bowl Should Not Be Held In Those States' Cities.

I'm Still Going To Disney World.

Most Sportswriters Don't Know Their Ass From A Hole In The Ground.