Hakeem Couldn't Kick Your Ass Cause You

People Say I Eat A Lot. I Really Don't. More Or Less I Just Eat All The Time.

If All Babies Are So Cute, How The Hell Do We Have So Many Ugly People In The World?

I Don't Hate Anyone, At Least Not For More Than 48 Minutes, Barring Overtime.

I Was Asked For Years About Being A Republican, Probably Because Most Black People Are Democrats. My Mother Heard It Once And Called Me And Said 'charles, Republicans Are For The Rich People.' And I Said, 'mom, I'm Rich.'

Say, Cuttino. What Are Those Godawful Clothes You're Wearing? Man, This Ain't Rhode Island Anymore. You're In The Nba. The Girls Have Teeth Here.