It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As

You Know You're A Redneck If Your Home Has Wheels And Your Car Doesn't.

I Tried Real Hard To Play Golf, And I Was So Bad At It They Would Have To Check Me For Ticks At The End Of The Round Because I'd Spent About Half The Day In The Woods.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Best Way To Keep Things Cold Is To Leave'em In The Shade.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stood In Line To Get Your Picture Taken With A Freak Of Nature.

Any Job That Posts A Price List For Your Body Parts Is A Bad Job.