If Man Makes It, I Don't Eat

My Dad Was Overweight And Unhealthy, And He Died Young. I Wasn't Going To Let That Happen To Me.

The Brain's Preferred Source Of Fuel Is Glucose/carbohydrates. And When You Go On A Low-carb/high-protein Diet, Your Brain Is Using Low-octane Fuel. You'll Be A Little Groggy, A Little Grumpy.

You Can't Get Rid Of It With Exercise Alone. You Can Do The Most Vigorous Exercise And Only Burn Up 300 Calories In An Hour. If You've Got Fat On Your Body, The Exercise Firms And Tones The Muscles. But When You Use That Tape Measure, What Makes It Bigger? It's The Fat!

I Think Fat, Out-of-shape People Should Be Fined.

Sex Is The Greatest Driving Force On This Planet. Christ, Why Are We Living If We Can't Have A Little Fun? Sex Is Giving, And The More You Give, The Better Lover You Are.