If I Was Going Onstage, Of Course

I Wanted To Make A Living, But I Really Was Not Interested In Money At All. I Was Interested In Being A Great Comedian.

I'd Much Rather Be On Stage Talking To A Couple Of Retards For Twenty Bucks Than Sitting At My Desk Thinking Up Jokes For...well Let's Say A Few Dollars More.

Once I Know People Know Who I Am, It Gives Me A Lot Of Licence And Freedom To Behave In Ways I Wouldn't Normally.

Zero, Zero Belief In Myself. And It's Changed Somewhat, But There's Still A Lot Of That In Me.

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.