If I Was Going Onstage, Of Course

It's Always Good To Take Something That's Happened In Your Life And Make Something Of It Comedically.

Millions Of People Are Married. I've Never Picked Up A Paper And Seen A Headline That Says, "man Gets Married!"

It Began To Dawn On Me That Perhaps My Country Needed Me More At Home Than Overseas.

Sometimes You Have To Rely On Sex And Bodily Functions.

I Like To Be Quiet, And Let People Find Me Rather Than Having To Shout At Them.