If I Was Going Onstage, Of Course

There Are Times When I'm Driving Home After A Day's Shooting, Thinking To Myself, That Scene Would've Been So Much Better If I Had Written It Out.

Even Though The National Guard And Army Reserve See Combat Today, It Rankles Me That People Assume It Was Some Kind Of Waltz In The Park Back Then.

Hey, I May Loathe Myself, But It Has Nothing To Do With The Fact That I'm Jewish.

Anytime I'm Involved With Anything That's Well-received, It's A Surprise To Me.

Sure, Being A Reservist Wasn't As Glamorous, But I Was The One Who Had To Look At Myself In The Mirror.