If I Was Going Onstage, Of Course

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

Obviously Comedic Styles Do Change.

I Couldn't Be Happier That President Bush Has Stood Up For Having Served In The National Guard, Because I Can Finally Put An End To All Those Who Questioned My Motives For Enlisting In The Army Reserve At The Height Of The Vietnam War.

Hitler Really Ruined That Mustache For Everybody. It’s Really An Interesting Mustache, But Now, No One Can Wear It.

Anytime I'm Involved With Anything That's Well-received, It's A Surprise To Me.