I Need To Be On Drugs To

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

A Place To Go - That's What My Mother Always Instilled In Me. You Need A Place To Go. And You're Worthless Unless You Have A Place To Go.

I Don't Like To Be Out Of My Comfort Zone, Which Is About A Half An Inch Wide.

I've Led This Empty Life For Over Forty Years And Now I Can Pass That Heritage On And Ensure That The Misery Will Continue For At Least One More Generation.

I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma. We're A Dying Breed.