Actually I Walk Around With The Emmy

I Tell People That I've Now Done One Decent Thing In My Life. Albeit Inadvertently.

I Tolerate Lactose Like I Tolerate People.

Who Do You Think Has More Freedom: The Married Man In America Or The Single Man In Communist China?

And Eventually As I Kept Writing It, Something Emerged That Was Not Quite Me But A Version Of Me.

You Know, When You Do Standup There Are Certain Requirements That You Have To Do Like You Have To Go On Stage And When You Get Introduced You Have To Say "hey,how Ya Doin'? How Are Ya?" I Couldn't Do It. It Was False.