When A Kid Says "smell My Hand,"

Kids Enjoy Laughing And Are Seldom Bored When They Find Something Funny. They Also Ask Questions, Often To Adults, Because They Understand That The More Words They Can Comprehend About A Funny Story Or A Joke, The More They'll Enjoy It.

When A Kid Can Understand That A Word Can Mean Two Things, There's Some Real Thinking Going On. They Have A Vested Interest In Finding Out What A Word Means, Because It's The Punch Line To A Joke.

If A Couple Has Their Picture Taken At A Wedding Or Other Social Gathering, And The Woman Looks Hot, Her Guy Could Be Blinking, Chewing, Or Even Mid-sneeze, And She’ll Still Display It On Her Desk At Work.

I Like All Things Grammatical, And I Had Already Written Several Books About Parts Of Speech, And Even The Alphabet, So Everything That Makes Up A Sentence And Even A Word Was Covered Except For Punctuation.

Any Cupcake Consumed Before 9am Is, Technically, A Muffin.