If I Could Pick My Wife By

I Like Getting Toilet Paper Thrown At Me.

I Think The Terrorists Are Just Idiots.

My Mom Always Said That There Would Be Haters. Not Everyone Can Love Ya.

Instead Of Going Out And Shooting People, Why Don't You Go Start A Band.

Benji Usually Tries To Match His Hair With His Underwear, And You Know How He Had The Pink Hair For A While Well We Caught Him In A Pink Thong One Day!