I Think The Terrorists Are Just Idiots.

I Didn't Get Lessons Of Any Kind I Slept Through School.

Elijah Wood From Lord Of The Rings Can't Get Married With A Girl Named Holly Beacause It Would Make Holly Wood Get It Hollywood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I Could Pick My Wife By Name, It'd Be Whitney. That Name Just Sounds Right

I'm Kinda Disapointed That Canada Isn't Like The South Park Movie Said It Was.

You Can Only Start A Boy Band If You Kill One Of The Other Ones Already Out There.