I Like Getting Toilet Paper Thrown At

I Want To Feel Lucky Every Night When I Go Onstage, And Not Feel Like, 'oh, Great, Here We Go Again.

I'm Kinda Disapointed That Canada Isn't Like The South Park Movie Said It Was.

Instead Of Going Out And Shooting People, Why Don't You Go Start A Band.

Benji Usually Tries To Match His Hair With His Underwear, And You Know How He Had The Pink Hair For A While Well We Caught Him In A Pink Thong One Day!

I Didn't Get Lessons Of Any Kind I Slept Through School.