I Like Getting Toilet Paper Thrown At

I Was Just In The Middle Of Singing A Song About How Broke We Were And Now My Cell Phone Rings.

My Mom Is Christian, And She Wouldn't Let Us Listen To Rock Music. So Me And My Brother, We Had This Tape Player With Head Phones, And We Locked Ouselves In The Pantry. We Were Fighting Over The Headphones, Sitting In The Dark Pantry Listening To Metallica.

Our Goal Is To Write Memorable Songs. We're Not There Yet, But We're Getting Closer. Each Time We Sit Down To Write, We Have Hopes Of Coming Up With Something That Will Be Remembered Forever. That's Our Dream.

Without Cigarettes, I Would Be Doing Heroin, Probably, On A Daily Basis.

I Don't Want To See Anyone Leaving Single Tonight. I Want Everyone To Leave Impregnated.