My Mom Always Said That There Would

Without Cigarettes, I Would Be Doing Heroin, Probably, On A Daily Basis.

My Mom Is Christian, And She Wouldn't Let Us Listen To Rock Music. So Me And My Brother, We Had This Tape Player With Head Phones, And We Locked Ouselves In The Pantry. We Were Fighting Over The Headphones, Sitting In The Dark Pantry Listening To Metallica.

I Don't Want To See Anyone Leaving Single Tonight. I Want Everyone To Leave Impregnated.

I Was Just In The Middle Of Singing A Song About How Broke We Were And Now My Cell Phone Rings.

The Best Thing Is Being Really Close. The Worst Thing Is Being Really Close.