Instead Of Going Out And Shooting People,

When I Heard Nirvana, It Changed My Life.

I Don't Want To See Anyone Leaving Single Tonight. I Want Everyone To Leave Impregnated.

Without Cigarettes, I Would Be Doing Heroin, Probably, On A Daily Basis.

My Mom Is Christian, And She Wouldn't Let Us Listen To Rock Music. So Me And My Brother, We Had This Tape Player With Head Phones, And We Locked Ouselves In The Pantry. We Were Fighting Over The Headphones, Sitting In The Dark Pantry Listening To Metallica.

Today Is A New Day. A New Opportunity To Get Better Stronger Faster Smarter And Closer To Your Goals And Dreams. Take It.