Instead Of Going Out And Shooting People,

Elijah Wood From Lord Of The Rings Can't Get Married With A Girl Named Holly Beacause It Would Make Holly Wood Get It Hollywood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I Could Pick My Wife By Name, It'd Be Whitney. That Name Just Sounds Right

Music Is Supposed To Be An Escape, It's Supposed To Be Somewhere You Can Go, Where You Can Be Yourself, Or Be Whatever You Wanna Be.

I Don't Want To See Anyone Leaving Single Tonight. I Want Everyone To Leave Impregnated.

Benji Usually Tries To Match His Hair With His Underwear, And You Know How He Had The Pink Hair For A While Well We Caught Him In A Pink Thong One Day!