If I Could Kick The Person In

The Trouble With Practical Jokes Is That Very Often They Get Elected.

With All Our Crime And All Our Immorality ... And About As Much Contentment And Respose As A Fresh-caged Hyena, We Go To Tell The Whole World: We Are The Only One With The Right Idea!

Anything Important Is Never Left To The Vote Of The People. We Only Get To Vote On Some Man; We Never Get To Vote On What He Is To Do.

The Us Is Safest When Congress Is In Recess.

I Would Rather Be The Man Who Bought The Brooklyn Bridge Than The Man Who Sold It.