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Take Me Ham Away, Take Away My Eggs, Even My Chili, But Leave Me My Newspaper.

Foreign Relations Is An Open Book-- Generally A Checkbook.

I Have Always Noticed That People Will Never Laugh At Anything That Is Not Based On Truth.

Heroing Is One Of The Shortest-lived Professions There Is.

All One Has To Do To Get One's Stuff In The Congressional Record Is To Find A Stenographer That Can Stay Awake Long Enough To Take It Down. Then You Mark In The 'applause' And 'laughter' Parts Yourself.