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Money And Women Are The Most Sought After And The Least Known About Of Any Two Things We Have.

In Europe Public Men Do Resign. But Here It's A Lost Art. You Have To Impeach 'em.

A Man Only Learns By Two Things; One Is Reading And The Other Is Association With Smarter People.

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts.

If We Could Just Go Back The Last Two Or Three Years And Do Our Buying A Little More Carefully, Why... We Would Be O.k.