There Is Two Things That Can Disrupt

The Difference Between A Republican And A Democrat Is That The Democrat Is A Cannibal, They Live Off Each Other, While The Republicans Live Off The Democrats.

Prohibition Is Better Than No Liquor At All.

If You Don't Like The Weather In Oklahoma, Wait A Minute And It'll Change.

Everybody Is Ignorant, Only On Different Subjects.

Even If You're On The Right Track, You'll Get Run Over If You Just Sit There. My Folks Were Indian. Both My Mother And Father Had Cherokee Blood In Them. I Was Born And Raised In Indian Territory. 'course We're Not The Americans Whose Ancestors Came Over On The Mayflower, But We Met Them At The Boat When They Landed.