If I Could Control The Behavior Of

I Tend To Avoid Televisions, Politics, And Places With Velvet Ropes.

Parades Are Man's Attempt To Make Traffic Exciting.

I Noticed That There Are No B Batteries. I Think That's To Avoid Confusion, Cause If There Were You Wouldn't Know If Someone Was Stuttering. 'yes, Hello I'd Like Some B-batteries.' 'what Kind?' 'b-batteries.' 'what Kind?' 'b-batteries!' And D-batteries That's Hard For Foreigners. 'yes, I Would Like De Batteries.'

A Good Name For A Gang Would Be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.