Don't Talk To Strangers. Sure, Unless You

I Saw A Sign That Said, 'watch For Children.' I Was Like, 'that Sounds Like A Fair Trade - Especially If They're Crappy Kids.'

I Don't Want To Be My Own Boss. I Want To Be My Own Colleague.

A Know-it-all Is A Person Who Knows Everything Except For How Annoying He Is.

I'm So Secretive That When Someone Asks Me, Hey, Can You Keep A Secret? I Say That's None Of Your Business.

It Is Interesting That The Black Bmw Is The Preferred Car Of So Many Assholes.