Don't Talk To Strangers. Sure, Unless You

To Make A Squirrel Look Less Uptight, Put Tiny Sunglasses On It.

It Would Be Interesting If Elvis Were Reincarnated As An Elvis Impersonator.

Someday I Will Tell My Grandchildren That I Lived In The Era When Ok Was Abbreviated To K.

Whenever I See An Autobiography For Sale In The Book Store I Just Flip To The About The Author Section. I'm Like, "done, Next!"

I Am Bravery. I Am Courage. I Am Valor. I Am Daring. I Am Holding A Thesaurus.