If He'd Been English Or Swedish, He'd

I'm Sure The England Selectors Thought If They Took Me On And Gave Me The Job, I'd Want To Run The Show. They Were Shrewd, Because That's Exactly What I Would Have Done.

If A Player Is Not Interfering With Play Then He Shouldn't Be On The Pitch.

My Wife Says Obe Stands For Old Big 'ead.

Who The Hell Wants Fourteen Pairs Of Shoes When They Go On Holiday? I Haven't Had Fourteen Pairs In My Life.

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.