If He'd Been English Or Swedish, He'd

If He'd Been English Or Swedish, He'd Have Walked The England Job.

If I Had An Argument With A Player We Would Sit Down For Twenty Minutes, Talk About It And Then Decide I Was Right!

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

I Can't Even Spell Spaghetti Never Mind Talk Italian. How Could I Tell An Italian To Get The Ball - He Might Grab Mine.