If He'd Been English Or Swedish, He'd

If A Chairman Sacks The Manager He Initially Appointed, He Should Go As Well.

We Used To Go To The Pictures Every Saturday Night But We Had To Leave A Little Bit Early And Get Home And Watch Match Of The Day - And My Wife Still Complains She Missed The Last Five Minutes Of Every Film We Saw.

On Occasions I Have Been Big-headed. I Think Most People Are When They Get In The Limelight. I Call Myself Big Head Just To Remind Myself Not To Be.

Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

I Can't Even Spell Spaghetti Never Mind Talk Italian. How Could I Tell An Italian To Get The Ball - He Might Grab Mine.