If A Chairman Sacks The Manager He

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.

I Can't Even Spell Spaghetti Never Mind Talk Italian. How Could I Tell An Italian To Get The Ball - He Might Grab Mine.

If God Had Wanted Us To Play Football In The Sky, He'd Have Put Grass Up There.

I Wouldn't Say I Was The Best Manager In The Business. But I Was In The Top One.

For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships, He Hasn't Got Two Of What I've Got. And I Don't Mean Balls!