I Wouldn't Say I Was The Best

Anybody Who Can Do Anything In Leicester But Make A Jumper Has Got To Be A Genius.

I Like My Women To Be Feminine, Not Sliding Into Tackles And Covered In Mud.

I Wouldn't Say I Was The Best Manager In The Business. But I Was In The Top One.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.