When You Get To A Certain Age,

We Used To Go To The Pictures Every Saturday Night But We Had To Leave A Little Bit Early And Get Home And Watch Match Of The Day - And My Wife Still Complains She Missed The Last Five Minutes Of Every Film We Saw.

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.

If A Chairman Sacks The Manager He Initially Appointed, He Should Go As Well.

They Love Me For What I'm Not They Hate Me For What I Am.

Resignations Are For Prime Ministers And Those Caught With Their Trousers Down, Not For Me.