When You Get To A Certain Age,

We Had A Good Team On Paper. Unfortunately, The Game Was Played On Grass.

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.

I'm Dealing With My Drinking Problem And I Have A Reputation For Getting Things Done.

Resignations Are For Prime Ministers And Those Caught With Their Trousers Down, Not For Me.

If God Had Wanted Us To Play Football In The Sky, He'd Have Put Grass Up There.