When You Get To A Certain Age,

On Occasions I Have Been Big-headed. I Think Most People Are When They Get In The Limelight. I Call Myself Big Head Just To Remind Myself Not To Be.

Come And See My Coaching Certificates - They're Called The European Cup And League Championships.

If He'd Been English Or Swedish, He'd Have Walked The England Job.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.

I Can't Even Spell Spaghetti Never Mind Talk Italian. How Could I Tell An Italian To Get The Ball - He Might Grab Mine.