If He Raced His Pregnant Wife He'd

Sports Has Kept Me On The Straight And Narrow Path.

The Saddest Day Of The Year Is The Day Baseball Season Ends.

I Bleed Dodger Blue And When I Die, I'm Going To The Big Dodger In The Sky.

Sometimes You've Just Got To Let An Umpire Know That You're Not Satisfied With His Decision. That They've Missed The Play In Your Opinion. Not That It's Going To Do You Any Good, But You've Got To Let Them Know.

No Matter How Good You Are, You're Going To Lose One-third Of Your Games. No Matter How Bad You Are You're Going To Win One-third Of Your Games. It's The Other Third That Makes The Difference.