Sometimes, You Get Too Hopped Up, Too

If You'd See My Schedule, You'd Know I Have No Time To Slow Down.

The Saddest Day Of The Year Is The Day Baseball Season Ends.

I Was Glad To See Italy Win. All The Guys On The Team Were Italians.

My Wife Tells Me One Day, 'i Think You Love Baseball More Than Me.' I Say, 'well, I Guess That's True, But Hey, I Love You More Than Football And Hockey.'

Everywhere I Go, I Feel Strange.