You Can Wake Up Every Day And

I Still Remember The Entire Boy Scout Motto. I Don't Remember The Serial Number Of My Gun In The Army. I Don't Remember The Number Of My Locker In School. But I Remember That Boy Scout Code.

I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get To Keep My Uniform On Longer.

If He Raced His Pregnant Wife He'd Finish Third.

When We Win, I'm So Happy I Eat A Lot. When We Lose, I'm So Depressed, I Eat A Lot. When We're Rained Out, I'm So Disappointed I Eat A Lot.

Listen, If You Start Worrying About The People In The Stands, Before Too Long You're Up In The Stands With Them.