You Can Wake Up Every Day And

If He Raced His Pregnant Wife He'd Finish Third.

The Difference Between The Impossible And The Possible Lies In A Man's Determination.

My Son Wasn't Gay. No Way.

When We Win, I'm So Happy I Eat A Lot. When We Lose, I'm So Depressed, I Eat A Lot. When We're Rained Out, I'm So Disappointed I Eat A Lot.

I'm Sick And Tired Of People Saying That Taking Drugs Is A Sickness. When You Put Something Of Your Own Free Will In Your Own Body Knowing That It's Harmful Against The Body, It's Against The Law And All It Will Do Is Lead You Down The Path Of Destruction, That Is A Weakness.