Everywhere I Go, I Feel Strange.

I Still Remember The Entire Boy Scout Motto. I Don't Remember The Serial Number Of My Gun In The Army. I Don't Remember The Number Of My Locker In School. But I Remember That Boy Scout Code.

Think About Each Pitch Like You Think About Women, Then Select One Which Is Particularly Appealing.

When You Say You're A Padre, People Ask When Did You Become A Parent. When You Say You're A Cardinal, They Tell You To Work Hard Because The Next Step Is Pope. But When You Say You're A Dodger, Everybody Knows You're In The Major Leagues.

Everything I Have, I Owe To Baseball And The Dodgers.

I'm Sick And Tired Of People Saying That Taking Drugs Is A Sickness. When You Put Something Of Your Own Free Will In Your Own Body Knowing That It's Harmful Against The Body, It's Against The Law And All It Will Do Is Lead You Down The Path Of Destruction, That Is A Weakness.