I've Never Used One Word Of Profanity

People Say You Can't Go Out And Eat With Your Players. I Say Why Not.

I'm So Excited I Had A Seven-car Police Motorcycle Escort. I've Had Escorts Before, But Nothing Like This... I'm Really In Awe, Coming Here And Seeing So Many Cars, So Much Enthusiasm.

Bruce Benedict Is So Slow He'd Finish Third In A Race With A Pregnant Woman.

I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get To Keep My Uniform On Longer.

I Was Glad To See Italy Win. All The Guys On The Team Were Italians.