My Father Was A Doctor So I

Don’t Worry About The Money. Love The Process.

Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes A Pain Killer.

If You Don't Think You're Funny, No One Else Will.

I Love Gay And Lesbian Parents. But I Think We Need A Law That Says Lesbians And Gay Men Have To Raise Their Children Together. This Way, The Kids Would Not Only Know How To Build Bookshelves, But They'd Also Instinctively Know How To Decorate Them.

I Have No Sex Appeal. If My Husband Didn't Toss And Turn, We'd Never Have Had Any Kids.