My Father Was A Doctor So I

Any Form Of Complacency Is The Kiss Of Death For Any Professional.

You're College Graduates Now, So Use Your Education. Remember: It's Not Who You Know, It's Whom.

I Was So Flat I Used To Put Xs On My Chest And Write, 'you Are Here.' I Wore Angora Sweaters Just So The Guys Would Have Something To Pet.

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself, You Don't Have Any Right To Make Fun Of Others