My Father Was A Doctor So I

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

A Female Salmon Lays Three Thousand Eggs A Year - And Has Yet To Receive A Mother's Day Card From One Of Them.

Comedy Exists To Laugh At Things That Aren't Laughable. But Isn't It? That's What Separates Us From The Animals. We Laugh.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Can Pay For The Plastic Surgery.

I Don't Think I'm Good In Bed. My Husband Never Said Anything, But After We Made Love He'd Take A Piece Of Chalk And Outline My Body.