I Was Born In 1962, And The

Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.

I Use A Smoke Alarm As A Timer.

Bo Derek Turned Down The Role Of Helen Keller Because She Couldn't Remember The Lines.

She Doesn't Understand The Concept Of Roman Numerals. She Thought We Just Fought In World War Eleven.

She's So Fat, She's My Two Best Friends.