I Was Born In 1962, And The

I’ve Had So Much Plastic Surgery, When I Die They Will Donate My Body To Tupperware.

I Have No Sex Appeal. If My Husband Didn't Toss And Turn, We'd Never Have Had Any Kids.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It...everyone Gets So Upset About The Wrong Things.

Looking 50 Is Great, If You're 60.

Two Is Company; Three Is Fifty Bucks.