If God Didn't Want Us To Eat

If God Didn't Want Us To Eat Cows, Why Are They Made Out Of Meat?

I Don't Mind Sharing The Blame If She'll Just Admit She Started It.

Did You Hear Something?" "no." "did I Hear Something?" "...i Don't Know.

Love Is A Perky Elf Dancing A Merry Little Jig And Then Suddenly He Turns On You With A Miniature Machine Gun.

I Grew Up Completely Overwhelmed By Tv, And Part Of The Reason Why I Have Gone Into Television Is As A Way To Justify To Myself All Those Wasted Hours Of Watching Tv As A Kid. I Can Now Look Back And Say, 'oh, That Was Research.'