The Really Great Thing About Having Two

The Next Time You Are Contemplating A Decision In Which You Are Debating Whether Or Not To Go For The Gusto, Ask Yourself This Important Question: "how Long Am I Going To Be Dead?" With That Perspective, You Can Now Make A Free, Fearless Choice To Do Just About Any Goddamned Sneaky Thing Your Devious Little Mind Can Think Up. Go Ahead. Have Your Fun. You're Welcome. Go On. See You In Hell.

I'd Be Vegetarian If Bacon Grew On Trees

'the Simpsons' Obviously Is A Huge Success, And Fox Has Nothing To Do With Its Success, With Its Creative Success, And As A Result They Don't Really Like The Show. They Don't Like 'the Simpsons' At Fox.

Think Beer; Drink Beer.

Do My Worst, Eh? Smithers, Release The Robotic Richard Simmons." --mr. Burns