Being A Good Embalmer Is A Thankless

The Thing That Makes Me Happiest About Simpsons Illustrated Are All The Drawings That We Get From Readers. I Wish We Could Print Them All. They're Really Imaginative. They Show A Lot Of Hard Work.

America's Health Care System Is Second Only To Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, Well ... All Of Europe. But You Can Thank Your Lucky Starts We Don't Live In Paraguay!

In 'futurama,' The Skin Color Is No Longer Yellow. They Have Actually Evolved To Cartoon Skin Tone. But They Still Have Four Fingers.

If God Didn't Want Us To Eat Cows, Why Are They Made Out Of Meat?

You've Got To Embrace The Future. You Can Whine About It, But You've Got To Embrace It.