Being A Good Embalmer Is A Thankless

Love Is A Snowmobile Racing Across The Tundra And Then Suddenly It Flips Over, Pinning You Underneath. At Night, The Ice Weasels Come.

I Know All Those Words, But That Sentence Makes No Sense To Me.

You Tried Your Best And You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is 'never Try.' Homer Simpson

Aren't We Forgeting The True Meaning Of Christmas? You Know, The Birth Of Santa.

Love Is A Perky Elf Dancing A Merry Little Jig And Then Suddenly He Turns On You With A Miniature Machine Gun.