Being A Good Embalmer Is A Thankless

American Culture Has A Lot Of Great Moustaches In Its History. Mark Twain Had A Great Moustache, Charlie Chaplin, Ben Turpin ... But Zappa, He's Got The Best Moustache In American History. Got The Moustache, Right, And He's Got That Little Thing On His Chin, I Think It's Called An Imperial, That Is, Like, The Coolest Thing. That's Like One Of The Great Icons Of The Twentieth Century.

Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Short, Brutish Existence As A Sentient Creature Before Being Snuffed Out Into Utter Nothingness For All Eternity.

'the Simpsons' Was About Children And Married Parents; 'futurama' Is About People In Between; They're Growing Up And Haven't Settled Down. Every Other Cartoon Show Seemed To Be, You Know, Dumb Dad, Bratty Kids.

Let's Face It, All The Good Stuff Happens After Midnight.

Buy Space Ghost Cereal, But Don't Eat The Prizes.