If Beauty Is In The Eye Of

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.

Everyone Gets Their Rough Day. No One Gets A Free Ride. Today So Far, I Had A Good Day. I Got A Dial Tone.

With Me, Nothing Goes Right. My Psychiatrist Said My Wife And I Should Have Sex Every Night. Now, We'll Never See Each Other!

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.