If Beauty Is In The Eye Of

My Dog Learned How To Beg By Watching Me Through The Bedroom Door.

You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.

My Cousins Gay, He Went To London Only To Find Out That Big Ben Was A Clock.

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.