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If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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If Beauty Is In The Eye Of
Rodney Dangerfield
If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.
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