If Beauty Is In The Eye Of

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

I Told My Wife 'hey Honey Come On, Let's Make Love Like The Old Days.' She Asked Me For 50 Bucks.

Once I Opened Up A Fortune Cookie And Inside Was The Guy's Cheque Next To Me I Said Hey Buddy I Got Your Cheque He Said Thanks.

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'