If Beauty Is In The Eye Of

I Once Went Out With This Wild Girl. She Made French Toast And Got Her Tongue Caught In The Toaster.

I Know I'm Not Sexy. In High School I Was Voted Most Likely To Masturbate.

I Say 'no' To Drugs. Whenever Someone Asks Me For Some Of My Drugs I Say, 'no.

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.