If Beauty Is In The Eye Of

[on 8/24/04, Before Entering A Los Angeles Hospital For Heart Valve Replacement Surgery] If Things Go Right, I'll Be There About A Week, And If Things Don't Go Right, I'll Be There About An Hour And A Half.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.