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It's A Vast Waste Of Space.

During The Blitz, A Lot Of Shops Had Their Windows Blown In And Put Up Notices Saying, 'more Open Than Usual'. I Now Declare This Place More Open Than Usual.

They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got One In My Bathroom And Every Time I Run My Bath The Steam Sets It Off.

The Biggest Waste Of Water In The Country By Far. You Spend Half A Pint And Flush Two Gallons.

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.