If Anyone Has A New Idea In

We Live In What Virtually Amounts To A Museum - Which Does Not Happen To A Lot Of People.

If Anyone Has A New Idea In This Country, There Are Twice As Many People Who Keep Putting A Man With A Red Flag In Front Of It.

My Favourite Subject At School Was Avoiding Unnecessary Work.

It's Not A Very Big One, But At Least It's Dead And It Took An Awful Lot Of Killing!

A Horse Which Stops Dead Just Before A Jump And Thus Propels Its Rider Into A Graceful Arc Provides A Splendid Excuse For General Merriment.