They're Not Mating Are They?

Do You Still Throw Spears At Each Other?

The Man Who Invented The Red Carpet Needed His Head Examined.

You Could Do With Losing A Little Bit Of Weight.

Oh, It's You That Owns That Ghastly Car, Is It?

During The Blitz, A Lot Of Shops Had Their Windows Blown In And Put Up Notices Saying, 'more Open Than Usual'. I Now Declare This Place More Open Than Usual.