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Your Country Is One Of The Most Notorious Centres Of Trading In Endangered Species.

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.

People Think There's A Rigid Class System Here, But Dukes Have Been Known To Marry Chorus Girls. Some Have Even Married Americans.

People Say After A Fire It's Water Damage That's The Worst. We're Still Drying Out Windsor Castle.

We Live In What Virtually Amounts To A Museum - Which Does Not Happen To A Lot Of People.