No, I'd Probably End Up Spitting It

My Favourite Subject At School Was Avoiding Unnecessary Work.

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.

For Conservation To Be Successful It Is Necessary To Take Into Consideration That It Is A Characteristic Of Man That He Can Only Be Relied Upon To Do Anything Consistently Which Is In His Own Interest.

It’s A Pleasure To Be In A Country That Isn’t Ruled By Its People.

You Bloody Silly Fool!