I Cannot Stand Being Awake, The Pain

I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry Secombe's Singing Until Somebody Told Me That It Wasn't A Joke.

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.

All I Ask Is The Chance To Prove That Money Can't Make Me Happy.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.