I Cannot Stand Being Awake, The Pain

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.

We Don't Have Anything Planned, So Nothing Can Go Wrong.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Does Bring You A More Pleasant Form Of Misery.

Australia, Australia, We Love You From The Heart. The Kidneys, The Liver & The Giblets Too. And Every Other Part.

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!