I Cannot Stand Being Awake, The Pain

Money Can't Buy Friends, But You Can Get A Better Class Of Enemy.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

Policemen Are Numbered In Case They Get Lost.

And God Said, 'let There Be Light' And There Was Light, But The Electricity Board Said He Would Have To Wait Until Thursday To Be Connected.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.