Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, Get It Out With Optrex.

There Are Holes In The Sky Where The Rain Gets In, But They're Ever So Small That's Why Rain Is Thin.

My Father Was My Greatest Inspiration. He Was A Lunatic.

Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children; The Rest Keep Dogs.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.