Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable

Never Return To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died. After Five Days In Hospital, I Took A Turn For The Nurse.

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.