Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable

Australia, Australia, We Love You From The Heart. The Kidneys, The Liver & The Giblets Too. And Every Other Part.

If A Robin Redbreast In A Cage Puts All Heaven In A Rage, How Feels Heaven When Dies The Billionth Battery Hen?

I Cannot Stand Being Awake, The Pain Is Too Much.

Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only Curable By Death.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.